Joanna, I need to tell you something.
I love you so, so, so much, from the bottom of my heart.
Why are you barking like a dog?
-Say something else. -Okay.
Jo, I like you.
Like, you know? I like like you.
Even that Foram girl from coaching would reject you after hearing that.
Say something new, dude!
Say something new.
Oh! Jo!
Are you a bank loan?
Because my interest in you keeps increasing.
Bank loan?
Are you insane?
Let's forget about loans. It's a sensitive topic.
Jo, please can you tell me your Wi-Fi password?
Because I want to connect with you.
Get lost!
Oh, shit.
Hey?
I am sorry. Bro?
Okay boys, TOC is just one week away and it's about to get intense.
So let's pick up the pace.
Tiwari ji will teach you a few exercises to improve your reflexes.
Take it away, Major.
When I worked for the NIA...
You used to work for the NIA?
When did I say I worked for the NIA?
You just said it.
Every is a home exercise, is a live success mantra exercise.
Understand?
-Yes sir. -Is he talking in English or Persian?
Cadet!
Stand at ease attention!
Jai Hind.
Make the dough.
Hup one, two. One, two. One, two.
Oh uncle?
Are you making us do your job and calling them exercises?
You smart act,
I break leg and give in hand.
Alright team, listen up.
On this map, we have a very small window of opportunity right here.
And for that...
Get lost.
Pick it up.
Rotate it.
Scrub it!
Careful with that. It's expensive.
Okay guys.
We are almost there.
And all I want to say
is that no matter what happens tomorrow, we...
Can't lose.
All of us have trained countless times for this moment and now it's here.
And we're going to win.
Now don't expect me to say that I'm...
So proud of you guys.
Every single one of you.
You have all done...
Nothing much for this team.
But the TOC is an opportunity
for you guys to give back to the team and to me.
Now, let's go out there and...
Let's give them hell, boys!
Yeah!
Gamerlog on three.
One, two...
Hey Gamerlog?
Who is Joanna?
Uh... yes?
Joanna?
We found Raghu.
Raghu?
-Yes? -Are you okay, boy?
Yes, I am okay sir, but...
-what happened? Why... -What happened, sir?
Are you Joanna?
No sir.
Joanna?
You are under arrest for kidnapping a minor, okay?
-What? -Let's go.
Wait. But I didn't do anything wrong.
Look, this will be easier for you if you co-operate.
Look sir, Munaf might be a minor
but we didn't kidnap him.
We have permission from his parents.
-Yes sir. -That's right.
Is that so?
Look, stop acting like a fool,
or stop trying to fool us.
Because I am not talking about him.
I am talking about him.
Raghu Shah.
What is he saying?
You are a minor?
No, no... Sir...
-Let's go. -Sir, he is not a minor.
Come on, let's go.
Sir, at least listen to me.
We will do all of that at the police station, okay?
Joshi, take them. Come on, let's go.
Sir, there has been a misunderstanding.
Do all of this at the police station.
-Hurry up madam. -I am telling you sir...
Let's go.
-No sir... -But sir...
♪ Why is our game lost in the noise? ♪
♪ Why did I ever trust you? ♪
♪ Is the timing wrong or is it you? ♪
♪ What can I say about your lie? ♪
♪ Is this life? ♪
♪ What is life saying? ♪
♪ And yet ♪
♪ Cheers to life ♪
♪ Oh, cheers to life ♪
♪ Don't give me tears oh life ♪
You bitch, after cheating on your husband
and taking his life, are you still not satisfied?
Now you are cheating me here?
Hey, don't talk nonsense!
What do you mean if you dare? Do you even know how to play?
I am playing fair. You keep playing.
Jo!
So sorry Jo, taxi, rickshaw we couldn't get anything!
Yeah, we ran all the way here.
Are you alright though?
-Raghu! Raghu my son! -Raghu?
-He is here Paresh.
Raghu? What happened, Raghu?
Nothing happened to you right? You're fine right?
I am fine!
-What? -These people.
Hey!
Aren't you ashamed of swindling my sweet innocent Ragla?
Dad?
You shut up! You messed with the wrong family.
Now you will understand why they say
"You can't hide from the long arm of the law."
Dad, that is not Joanna.
Really?
Sorry sister.
You!
If you do bad things then bad things will
happen to you, understand Joanna Rodrigues?
Aren't you ashamed of swindling my sweet innocent Ragla?
You messed with the wrong family.
Now you will understand why they say
"You can't hide from the long arm of the law."
Actually, uncle...
Yes my child?
I am Joanna.
Soni?
She has curly hair, how can she be a terrorist?
That is exactly what I am saying!
From what angle does she look like a terrorist?
Shut up moron, you don't get it.
If she is not a terrorist, then why did she kidnap you?
Why did she brainwash you?
-Dad she... -Paresh bhai!
This is a police station, not your shop okay?
But he doesn't get it. She is a terrorist who kidnapped and brainwashed...
I was not kidnapped!
How many times did I try to explain it to you, dad?
Pandya sir, I ran away from home and came here of my own free will.
To join Joanna's gaming team.
Pandya sir, don't listen to him. Listen to me.
This girl has him totally under her control.
I am not in anyone's control!
This...
This is all my fault.
I ran away from home.
I lied to Joanna and my team
about my age.
Sorry...
But dad, please listen to me.
I will do whatever you say from today onwards.
I will come back to Surat with you.
I will focus completely on my studies.
I won't even touch video games.
But dad please,
please talk to them and let Joanna go.
Dad, please. I am sorry. I am begging you.
I am very sorry, dad. I won't ever do that again.
Just this once, dad.
Please.
Joanna?
Joanna, please listen to me.
I am really sorry, please. Just give me a minute...
I don't want to listen to anything, Raghu. It's over.
All of our hard work is worth nothing.
TOC is about to start in a few hours and we're not going to make it.
All because of you.
So take your sorry
and shove it up your ass.
-Did you add chilly to it? -Yes.
Good.
Only this much for five rupees?
-That is all you get sir. -Add some more.
Add some more.
Passengers, please pay attention.
Train number 1216 Karnavati Express heading to Surat
will be arriving on Platform number 3.
Come on, let's go. The train is here.
Let's go, Soni.
Soni?
What happened to you? Do your feet hurt?
Let's go, the train is here.
Raghu,
listen to me, son.
You know that whatever we are doing
is for your happiness.
Yes.
I know.
But it's not just us son.
Every parent in the world
wants their child to have a secure future.
And that they are successful in life.
But even if those two things could never happen,
we just want them to be happy.
Does gaming give you happiness?
-Why are you bringing this up again? -Paresh, wait a minute.
Please.
Son?
Answer me.
Yes, it does.
It gives me a lot of happiness.
That is all fake son, they won't do anything for you.
True happiness comes from studying properly.
By getting a job, by getting a good salary,
by taking care of your family and...
But Paresh, those are the things that are important to you.
Maybe Raghu doesn't want an old-fashioned job.
No matter how well he gets paid,
but what is the point if Raghu is unhappy?
Maybe his happiness lies in achieving his dreams?
Yes, we might not understand his dream.
But that doesn't mean he should stop trying.
As his parents, it is our responsibility
to support our son.
Go, son.
Whatever you want to do in life,
however you want to live your life,
do it with pride.
We support you.
Thank you.
Thank you, mummy.
Mumma's boy.
-Come here. -Hey!
-That's enough. -Thank you.
Take our blessings and move forward. You will be successful.
All the teams must have reached the venue by now, guys.
Raghu man, what a guy!
I can't believe he hid something that big from all of us.
Macha, it's Murphy's law.
We can't do much about it.
He definitely won't live for 100 years.
Hey, your whole family is messed up!
You clueless fool,
you are completely useless, get lost!
Hey, he is calling me now.
Damn kid.
He is genuinely a minor, bro.
Hey, damn fish curry and horse balls.
You son of a pig.
You are a goat's testicles.
You are a sucker!
-Hello? Wait a minute. -Lollipop sucker. Loser.
This Raghu really is shit.
-Hello? Don't hang up. -You dumbfuck, don't you understand?
We don't want to talk to you!
-Now hang up! -Please don't hang up, bro.
My parents have allowed me to take part in TOC.
I will tell you the whole story later,
for now we should just focus on winning.
I am coming to the venue directly, I will see you guys there.
Copy that.
Bro, sorry for calling you a dumbfuck.
That is valid, guys.
I acted like one.
Hey, he just abused.
Hey moron!
Why are you apologising for calling a *** a ***?
Forget about all that!
The important thing is we are in!
We are going to TOC!
Let's tell Joanna. Come on. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
No, absolutely not.
We are not playing with that child.
We will try again next year with a new AWPer.
Next year? Don't be crazy, Jo.
We haven't come this far only to come this far.
And besides, what if they cancel TOC next year?
Exactly J. Man has got a point.
Anything could happen next year.
There could be a nuclear war.
A meteor could destroy the Earth.
Illegal things could become legal, and the worst.
Just imagine, you decide to quit smoking
and then you die of withdrawals rather than cancer.
Shut up, you psycho.
If you can't say positive things then don't say anything.
Look Jo, I understand that you are angry at Raghu.
We are all angry.
But what is the point of punishing ourselves by trying to punish him.
Look, after TOC you can do what you want to Raghu.
But let's not lose our chance right now.
-Please Jo. -Yes J, let's go.
Okay guys, the cut-off time for registration is 10 am
but if we don't reach by then, we will be disqualified anyway.
This damn Wolf Clan!
Brother, three tickets to Bandra.
Look, there is a mega block on the Central line.
And you will only get a train after 2 pm.
Will you go to Bandra?
There is a strike today, no one will take you today.
Shit.
-So what now? -Just wait.
Fuck! Did there have to be a transportation strike today?
Shit!
Can you guys please hurry up?
Yes, we are.
Brother, will you go to Bandra?
Brother, please take us to Bandra.
Brother, please wake up. We need to go to Bandra.
Who are you trying to call?
Munaf, his dad was going to drop him off at NSCI.
So, I thought he could pick us up.
Uncle, will you go to Bandra?
I am begging you!
Guys, I spoke to my dad.
They are still on Atal Setu.
No point then, man.
Brother, please take us to Bandra.
I won't go, man.
Why?
There is a strike. Taxis, autos, they are all on strike.
They closed down Mumbai as soon as he got here.
Shit!
Got it.
So you guys are a gang?
No. I mean, we are a gaming team.
Gaming?
Is it like
owning them?
-That is hardcore. -No, it means we are Gamerlog.
We play games, video games?
You mean like Munaf?
Yeah!
Wait a second, you guys know Munaf?
Munaf is a part of our team!
Are you serious?
Then it's our duty to get you guys there.
It's time for you to see
the Valentino Rossi in me.
Let's go. Get on.
Come on, come on.
No, no, no. I am not coming.
Bikes are a bit dicey, guys.
What do you mean dicey?
He is kind of right J.
Every year 70-80,000 people die in bike accidents every year.
One person in every eight minutes.
Macha, come no?
Sorry Mahesh, we don't have any other options.
No, you can't convince me.
Macha! Come on dude!
-We are losing time! -Come on dude.
-No, no, no! -Let's go, let's go.
In the year 1845, Mumbai was made up of seven islands.
That is when the British government...
Ma'am! Can you please tell the driver to go faster?
Shut up idiot.
-But dad... -Shut up.
Okay, so which one of you can tell me how Mumbai got its name?
Whoever gives the right answer will get a special prize.
I know! I know! Can I say it?
Mumbai got its name from Mumba Devi, right?
Round of applause for him. Here is your special prize.
Thank you!
Dad, you have diabetes.
Moron, free sweets don't affect your diabetes. Shut up.
Jo? Jo, look there.
Hi! Team Gamerlog for the tournament.
Just in time.
Is the whole team here?
Yeah, almost.
-Two players are on the way. -Oh!
You need the whole team to register.
-Come on bro, please. -And now you only have a few seconds left.
240, 239...
-Dude! -238.
-Bro! -237.
-Bro? -236.
Shit.
-235. -Why you little...
-Jaggi. -234.
-Forget it. Let's go. -233. 232.
231.
230!
Hello Munaf, how far away are you? Registrations are about to close.
Yes, hello Joanna.
This is Munaf's father speaking.
I am sorry but Munaf won't be able to make it.
-What? Why? -150. 149. 148.
Munaf told us that the police came to your house yesterday.
And you were arrested on charges of kidnapping a minor?
Look uncle, this is a misunderstanding.
I will explain everything to you later,
but for now we need Munaf here, uncle. Please.
I can't hand over my Munaf to criminals.
This is as far as his partnership with Gamerlog goes.
Please don't call us again.
Uncle...
Shit!
Guys...
Munaf is out.
-What? -What?
Guys! Guys!
Oh sorry, I am here. I am here.
Hey bro!
Uh, I mean, scoundrel,
dog, bastard, traitor! Get lost!
Okay...
Where is Munaf?
He is not coming, man.
Which means, Gamerlog is out.
30, 29, 28...
You put your entire life savings into starting this team.
And you have won what?
One tournament?
This has always been my team,
this always will be.
You want to settle the score, right?
Let's do it at the tournament.
God damn it...
We ran like dogs to get here and it was all a waste.
Guys, it's over now.
Let's go home.
What?
And Gamerlog is in.
Thanks.
Jo?
I will play.
-Mojo Jojo is back, baby! -Mojo Jojo is back, baby!
Yeah! Come on!
Yes!