Hey, uncle.
-God be with you. -Hey, Arif! God be with you too.
-We've met after so long. -I know.
Arif, you used to run a cassette shop, right?
-Yes. -How is it doing?
-Business is very good. -Okay.
-But that shop is closed now. -Okay.
I have a new shop that sells CDs.
-Is that your shop? -You bet.
Wow! Fabulous! May God be praised.
You have made a lot of progress.
-When you were in prison... -Yes.
-I felt very sorry. -Okay.
Okay!
Arif, listen. Give me 100 rupees.
I'll cook kheer at the mosque.
-Make poori with the kheer too. -Really?
-Keep 500, not 100. -How nice.
You are such a good man. Your dad was an amazing guy too.
God willing, you will have four shops.
May you get ahead in life.
You'll open two out of those four shops.
-Yes. -Okay!
-But, I have to ask you something. -Yes, sure.
Why did your wife run away from you on your wedding night?
Are you going to go back to that *** again?
***! ***!
God willing, your shop will burn down.
Go to prison and rot to death in there.
Rascal! Your dad's a rascal!
-Go! Bloody swine! -Hey!
Uncle, so sorry.
-Uncle is going to go *** himself! -You're so bad!
-Why do you tease the old man? -You know what?
The old guy was married to his uncle's daughter.
Okay.
-She ran away on the wedding night. -Then?
Then what? At every wedding
that girl's kids yell and call him uncle.
Hey, ***! Don't let that kind of guy curse you. It may work.
I don't mind it. It's not my shop anyway.
Yes, but the stuff in that shop is ours, okay?
-What? -That's what we have to find out.
Is this our stuff or...
Are Guru's boys still running a scam? Let's go in.
Let's check it out.
-Hey, there. -Hi, sir. How may I help you?
You can help me. How much is this for?
Sir, this one is for 700 rupees.
700 rupees? Selling for a pretty high price.
Sir, if you don't want this, I have another product.
-It's worth Rs. 450. -Let's see it.
Sir, but that isn't an original. It's the first copy.
Please don't mention it to anyone.
Okay, okay. Give me that yellow, red and white wire.
-Okay, sir. -Yeah.
These guys are peddling our stuff as original and first copy!
I don't think, the market has any original stuff coming in.
We haven't checked out the original CD market.
Our goods are as good as the original!
Which makes us the originals, right? How can we be the first copy?
You don't get it.
All of us will profit, as long as we are the first copy.
The day we start claiming this is original,
our market will shut down.
Cut it. Roll it.
Yes. Correct.
-Yes, correct. -Everyone, silence.
Kumar Sahab has arrived.
Okay.
Thank you for being here, sir.
Your support means everything to me.
Of course.
It's our leading lady's first movie. I had to be here.
To make sure you're comfortable, yes?
Okay.
It's an intimate scene.
Everybody out. Let's go, let's go. Everybody out.
Only the hero, heroine, the cameraman. That's all.
That's it.
Uncle, should I stay or go?
Hey, you are the director! Of course, you can stay.
I will take care of this scene.
Watch and learn.
Saqib, what kind of lens is it?
-50, sir. -50.
Whoa! Put a 100 on and bring it forward.
Cut it.
Sir... Uh...
I don't think so we can use this shot.
The censor board will cut it out.
Your job is to shoot.
And shoot it as best as you can.
Let the censor board do it's job.
We are doing our job.
But sir, the back is...
Tell your team to do what I am saying, okay?
Saqib, put the 100 on and take the camera forward.
Take it close to the bed. Go on.
-Order, sir. Okay. -Get down, get down. Get down.
-Take it very close to the bed. -Wow, Kumar Sahab.
You used to do this kind of stuff behind the scenes.
Now, you're doing it on the screen?
Not bad.
You're talking strangely.
-Are you angry? -No, I am not angry.
I just came over to check out your young heroine.
See, the thing is
this role is for someone really young.
And you are like old wine.
The more it ages, the more amazing it is to drink.
You know what? Let's do one thing.
Wait for a year.
I will launch a solo film with you.
I know this industry.
After a year, people will love your comeback.
Will people like me after the gap?
Or are you waiting for a particular buyer
who will buy this expired product?
And I am sure you've also given this one
'I see the fire in you' speech.
So she can perform your hot scenes.
-Whose phone is ringing? -Sir, it's your phone.
Yes?
It's leaked yet again?
For the very first time, a strict law has been passed against piracy.
Piracy law 1999.
Under section 415, we can arrest all those
who sell first copy CDs, buy them and use them.
The common man uses them, sir.
How is that his fault?
It's their fault, because what they pay for
is given to the thief, not the legitimate owner.
And to ensure that some officers don't get lenient with them,
I have
created this chart.
I want information about folks in all these areas,
who sell and buy first copy CDs.
With arrests in numbers.
The day I don't see the numbers,
I will go to that area personally and check
and the responsible officer will be suspended.
-Understood? -Yes, sir.
Okay.
Sir.
That's what I call a chartbuster film.
Tell me what you want, sir.
Got any new films?
I do have a new film. Print's even better than the theatre.
I've not been to the theatre for the longest time.
Who knows what those films are like?
With me here, why do you need to go to the theatre?
I'll give you better prints. Give me Rs. 200.
Sir, that's not a packet of bread.
Don't put it in the bag. Put it in your trousers.
If the cops see you, they will arrest you.
Who puts things down their trousers?
I'll put it in my shirt.
Sir, hide it and take it away. See you next time, sir.
Listen to me.
The DVD piracy business has grown too much.
Wait here.
Hey, you! Wait. Stop.
Come here, you. Come here.
Where are you going, looking so stressed out?
-Nothing, sir. -What are you hiding?
-It's nothing, sir. -What's this?
-What is that? -Let me go, sir.
Get it out. Come on! Out with it.
-Quickly. -Here it is.
I see. I thought so.
-Come on. -Where, sir?
-Where are you taking me? -To the police station.
-Where else? -Come on, sir.
I am a poor man. Let me go.
Hey, poor man!
It's poor folks like you that the government is looking for.
You know, our commissioner?
He wants to meet folks like you. Come on, let's go.
Stop joking, sir. Please, let me go.
Who started it?
-Who started it? -Okay, listen.
Listen, just take something and let's settle this up.
-What? -Yes.
Give me Rs. 500.
Come on, sir! I could buy 3 DVDs for that much.
You could go to prison for 6 months for one DVD. Do the math.
Come on, pay up quickly.
Hurry up! Someone may see you.
Go on, now.
You took Rs. 500. At least give me the DVD.
Hey! Are you out of your mind?
The entire film industry has been destroyed.
They've suffered huge losses, you know?
Here, take that.
-Thank you, sir. -Don't thank me! You will break it.
-Do it yourself, okay? -Sure.
-I will watch it and break it. -Don't get too smart, okay?
-Break it at once. -Come on, sir!
You're making me do all this in spite of taking Rs. 500.
If I don't make you do all this
you will end up in the double C lock up.
Mani!
What is it, sir?
Hey, uncle! Who are you?
I am his neighbour.
What did he do?
Did he murder or rape someone?
Uncle, he was carrying a pirated DVD.
Sir, he comes to my place to watch it.
-What? -He gave me the cash to go and buy it.
-Hey! -Really?
-What? -Hey, don't get too smart with me.
Both of you better get lost.
-Let's go. -Or I'll lock you both up.
-Come on! Are you mad? -Let's go, come on!
Why aren't the guys picking up the goods?
There are no boys around to pick it up, brother.
Darn that Sanjay Gogoi!
He is getting all our boys together
like they stack sugarcane in a juice mill to juice it.
Pydhonie.
Byculla. It has all been swept clean.
You know, they beat up two boys till their bones cracked, in Vakola.
They were selling CDs, man, not drugs.
Then fetch new boys.
From where? Should I give birth to them?
You know how much hard work it takes?
While they are in prison,
it is our responsibility to get them out too.
Of course, we will take responsibility.
We will get the boys out.
We will find a solution to this too.
Earlier that Sanjay gave Rajan's boys hell.
Now, he will bring us down.
Why did he let go of Rajan and go after us?
Rajan is in Malayasia.
That's why this rascal is focusing on our CD business.
Let's meet him and talk. We'll sit and set something up.
No, Arif.
We become visible. It's risky.
Everyone thinks we have a lake.
The day they realise we've got the ocean lapping at our feet,
they will come along to rob us blind.
So what do we do then?
I'm getting *** trying to restart the supply
while you guys are moaning about the distribution.
Even the smugglers give up when it comes to the cops, you know.
Will you stop fan boying over the cops?
Why are you calling us smugglers? We aren't gangsters.
What you do isn't legal.
The police called it smuggling.
Don't mind, Arif.
Smuggling has a couple of benefits.
What?
Whenever anything is in short supply in the market,
it's price goes up.
So you mean, that these raids
will make our DVD rates rise?
Arif, we don't only sell DVDs.
We are selling drugs, in a way.
First, we sold it cheaply to the public. We sold it sparingly.
We got them hooked. We turned them into addicts, Arif!
Now, they want it, one way or another.
Just think of how to get the supply to the buyer.
Since you guys have made me a smuggler
I must think like a smuggler!
If my dad finds out about these tags I'm earning, his diabetes will shoot up!
Secondly, stay away from Guru.
Guru is all set to frame you.
That sicko?
I'll deal with him, later.
First, let's solve the police problem.
Want something to eat?
How about eating some Chinese? It's been a long time.
Sanjay is chasing us,
and you want to eat Chinese?
-You're talking nonsense. Let's go. -Let's go.
Come along, Raktim Bhai.
I am going over to Arif's place. Do you want something?
Your husband can't enter that house.
Will you visit that house?
Arif and you had a fight.
Don't drag me into that.
Okay, listen.
Okay, fine. Go. But, do one thing.
Find out what business Arif is into these days.
And what new stuff is he into, okay?
You can find out if you want to.
I won't spy on my brother.
If you don't spy on him, you can't go to his place either.
Poor Afreen cooked biryani for me, so sweetly.
-While you've set up a curfew. -To hell with the biryani!
Are you going to eat food earned the wrong way?
Will you feed our child food that was paid for by sin?
-What is wrong with it? -What do you think?
Do you think your brother is running an honest business now?
It's an honest, good living?
The *** sells goods which he steals.
Okay. I will not visit since you said so.
But, don't speak nonsense about my brother in future.
Okay?
But, don't speak
nonsense about my brother in future.
Okay?
A husband's life is even more dismal than a dog's life.
-Hello? -Hello. Listen, Afreen.
I can't come over.
I have vomited a couple of times since morning.
What's this, appi?
Naem Bhai said you can't come, right?
Yes. Forget about it.
I will come over some other time to eat biryani cooked by you.
If we get caught up in these guys' issues, we'll end up starving.
That's true.
Appi, don't worry about it.
I will send the biryani for you. Just pretend that you're cooking it.
My husband can tell that you've cooked it.
I will not make the biryani as well as I normally make it.
Then it will taste like something you cooked.
Are you sassing me? Are you?
Let's meet and then I'll get you for saying that.
I'll send over the biryani. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Ma'am, can you please hurry up?
I have to go to another 50 homes.
Yes, brother. Wait a minute. It's nearly done.
Give me Rs. 20.
Here's 20 rupees for you.
-Okay. -Deliver it quickly.
Since I am not at home much these days
does the pav vendor eat my share of the food?
What nonsense!
I am sending biryani stashed in the pavs to Farzeen appi.
So you could have gone over too. Why send the pav vendor?
Farzeen appi is trapped because you and Naem Bhai fought.
Naem Bhai has put a curfew on her.
She can't come here, she can't eat here. Nothing is allowed.
That's why I sent it with the pav vendor.
Naem Bhai will assume the pav vendor delivered pavs!
And the pav vendor agreed to go along with your drama?
Of course he agreed since we paid him.
These guys make deliveries too.
Don't you know about it?
Really?
What do these folks deliver?
Everything apart from babies.
-Afreen, you are just... -I'm just kidding.
They go to every house, every single day.
So if anyone wants to get a tiffin delivered
or any other goods, just give it to these guys.
They deliver everything for Rs. 20.
You're a genius!
It's a huge distribution network hidden under a 20 rupee note!
I'll be back.
Hey!
Stop it.
You won't touch that until the exams end.
-Just study. -Dad, the film!
I said no film, okay?
But dad, you said it.
I was out of my mind.
I have ruined my life because of movies.
Don't follow in my footsteps. Or you will be struggling all your life.
Son, it's all fake. It's a business that fools the people.
Their own kids dance around in Switzerland
and ruin the futures of our kids.
-Ravi, go in. -Go on.
What is it?
I have noticed you've stopped everything since 2 to 3 days.
Raksha, we will get into trouble because of these DVDs.
The cops are arresting those who make pirated DVDs,
those who sell them or buy them.
I was caught, the other day.
-What? -What do you think?
I paid Rs. 500 to get out of it.
The cop was an honest man who let me bribe him and get away with it.
If they find out some day
that we have a theatre worthy stash of DVDs at home, not just one
we'll go to prison for six months.
And they don't welcome inmates to prison with mouth freshener.
It is done by hitting with a stick on the backside
-Language, Mani! -What language?
I told you, they are checking out there.
Some day, someone may tell them and they'll land up at home
and it will be game over for us.
Sir, do you want something?
-No, no, I've got everything. -Eggs? Bread?
Farsan (snack mix), Khari (scones).
I said, we don't want it. We've got everything.
Want any new movies?
'When history is written, don't forget this,'
'the Portuguese brought pav to Bombay,'
'and the pav vendors brought DVDs to every house.'
'During that tough time when the cops were hounding us,'
'these guys delivered our goods to every home.'
'Now, the public purchased eggs, bread, snacks'
'and entertainment too.'
Got more?
'And to be honest'
'I could run my business'
'because of Pav vendors.'