This is our warehouse.
CD is the future. CD is future.
Earlier we used to use the floppy disk. That has stopped.
Floppy is closed. Now it's CD.
You can put songs, pictures or anything else you want on it.
But you can't guarantee it will work.
Arif bhai, technology is a real ***.
If you use it correctly, then it's fine.
If you love it, it will abandon you.
Dinesh bhai, don't tell me so much.
-We will buy it anyway. -Then take it. Who stopped you?
You get one piece for 100 rupees in the market.
But you get one for 70 rupees here.
But only if you give an order of 10,000.
Mr Dinesh, what if we buy 20,000 CDs?
20,000 CDs?
-65.65 only. -And if we take 50,000?
50 rupees. 50 rupees only, okay?
What if we take 100,000?
Have you gone crazy?
There aren't 100,000 computers in Mumbai.
-And you want 100,000 CDs? -Dinesh Bhai.
You sell us the stuff. We will buy it, right?
But 100,000...
30 rupees. Done. Final.
-What if we take 200,000. -Hey! Buy 200,000 or 500,000.
30 rupees is final. I buy for 28 rupees.
-Dinesh bhai, we don't want 500,000. -Okay.
-Pack 200,000. -Final?
-For sure.
Hey! Ramnik. Listen, Ramnik. Tear the plastic.
There's an order for 200,000 CD's.
They have given us the order. Work fast.
Come on. I will buy you a nice cup of tea.
A special cup of tea. Come.
I saw your press conference.
And...
Sanjay,
People are watching a lot of movies these days.
Then, why are you acting like a Hero?
And you know the press, right?
Vultures. They are all vultures.
-Sorry? -Not you.
You are my biggest asset.
Buttering, huh?
Okay.
What do you want?
The usual. Small bit of information.
About?
There is CD piracy in the market.
Any idea who could be behind it?
Seriously?
Is the Rajan gang dead?
Why are you running behind these petty piracy guys?
I know that the work is petty but I have an order from above.
So can you help me in anyway?
My intuition says that
this person is an insider.
But the person who is running it is someone on the outside.
The one who has knowledge of the business.
Otherwise, this cannot be scaled so quickly.
Now your mind is working, right?
You want me to cover it for you?
Not now. It will alert them.
First, let us catch the fish. Then we will get the crocodile.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Thank you.
Are you free on Saturday evening?
Mr Sanjay, what work gets done in the evening and not during the day?
If I had spoken about work in the evening,
then you would have eaten me up.
Just waiting to eat you.
8:30? Ramada?
-Okay. -Okay.
-Hey! Uncle is here. -Keep playing.
Uncle, which movie did you bring?
-I have brought a very good one. -Uncle, can we also come?
Yes, but first take a bath. Eat dinner, ask your family and come.
-When do we come? -You don't come.
Your mom fights with me. Ask and come.
Come on, play. Play.
-Greetings, Mr Mani. -Greetings.
I have made 'jalebi' today. I will bring it for you.
-Of course. -Which movie did you bring today?
Today?
-Shah Rukh! -Yes.
Ajay sir, your performance in the movie is award winning.
And today is a Saturday. The theatre will be full.
Sir... Sir, here. This one.
Sawan, we are not here to watch the movie.
I was here to see the audience reaction.
But there is no audience. Come.
Let's watch until the car gets out of the parking.
Come, boss. Let's watch for two minutes. Come.
Hello, sir.
Sir, my family adores you.
So where is your family? Gone to buy popcorn?
They have seen this movie on CD already.
But I bunked college and brought my girlfriend along.
Look, the scale of our movies is very big.
Bring your whole family to the theatre to watch the movie.
It's just a different experience to watch the movie in the theatre.
-Isn't it? -That's true.
Sir, I wanted your autograph. Please.
He'll give it.
-Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.
Sawan, if piracy continues like this,
the theatres will shut down.
Ajay bhai, the issue is that our film-makers
think the public is foolish.
They copy four scenes from English films.
They copy it and then release the film.
They don't know that the people nowadays
watch those English movies from the comfort of their homes.
They know everything.
They can understand easily
which movie has been remade from an English movie.
Ajay bhai, as the technology advances,
the audience is able to look far ahead.
It's bad luck for us as
the film-makers are unable to see what the nearby audience needs.
This is the problem.
I didn't understand anything. But, yes.
Now I feel that I will have to quit action and do comedy.
Then it will be a hit. Come on.
What is happening now is comic.
It's been two months.
The commissioner said that he is giving me his best man.
But I am sorry to say. I see no progress.
Kumar Sahab, this is not a movie where
the police will come with a blaring siren
and do a mass arrest thereby solving the case.
-The investigation is going on. -What investigation is going on?
What's the problem?
I will take you to the man who is selling the CD.
He is just at a walking distance from my office. Arrest him.
Okay. If you are unable to do it, then give the case to somebody else.
Someone who will take this case seriously.
Why are you over thinking this?
Kumar Sahab, do you see this ant?
What's the point, man?
The point is, what do you think?
The case will get solved by killing the ants one by one?
It's not as it appears from the outside,
there is much more in the hole.
And the queen, who never comes out, is in this hole.
She sends her army
to go and get sugar.
So you catch that queen. You catch that queen and kill her.
What to do, Kumar Sahab?
First, a trap needs to be set to catch the queen.
And that trap is
this poison mixed with sugar.
The ants will come to eat this sugar.
And then they will take this poison to the queen.
But, if you are impatient like this
then too much poison will be used.
The ants will die on the way and the queen will be safe.
Very intelligent. You understand everything.
Anyway, the ants of your police station are still not dead.
Shall we come back to piracy, Kumar Sahab?
Please do. Please come back to piracy by all means.
Call all the producers from your film industry whose films are
releasing during the next six months.
-Let's have a meeting. -You can have ten meetings.
But solve this problem.
You... You have no idea about the loss the film industry is suffering.
We must catch that culprit who is making these CDs.
Call the pest control guy.
They are catching ants, instead of catching the piracy guy.
-Yes, tell me, boss. -Hello.
Ms Mona, you?
I thought that it's that foolish delivery guy.
I like your language a lot.
Rigged, fool and what else was that?
-Doomed. -Yes, doomed.
It's very funny.
Alright, listen. I called you
because I wanted to tell you that I am getting a very good role
in Mahesh Kumar's movie.
Very well! I will watch it first day, first show.
Is it?
In the theatre or on a CD?
No. To tell you the truth,
that big screen is too small for your beauty.
CD? No way.
-Alright, listen. -Yes.
I want to meet.
Let's meet. Let's meet today evening.
There's no hurry.
Let's meet next week. I will message you on your pager.
Alright, I will wait for your message from this moment.
-Alright. Bye. -Bye, Ms Mona.
This doesn't look like a fan and star relationship.
It's fine. I am allowed to have four.
What?
I am kidding.
Ms Mona is a good friend of mine.
And we should have contacts in the industry.
We may need someone. What if Ms Mona comes with a reel?
-You are right. -Then?
We should know people from the industry.
But just remember one thing.
Do not mix the wife who is at home, your work,
and the stuff in our pants or there will be a reaction.
Take that. We have to give it to Rajneesh. Count it.
Come, let's give it to him. It's been too long anyway.
I miss the smell of the tenement.
Take that.
Rajneesh bhai.
Here. Your share.
Don't look. Count it.
Praveen bhai, honour and trust matter in business.
Honour is not sold in a CD in the market.
It's visible in a man's eyes.
-See, how our guy's eyes shine? -Show me your eyes.
He's not tall enough for it
but that Amitabh Bachchan style dialogue delivery.
No, buddy.
I work with the biggest fraudsters in this industry.
-He is talking about you. -They ask for other's right,
credit, money and everything else.
Do you know something?
The gym trainer of a Bollywood hero earns more than a movie writer.
Now, look at what I do.
I go to various theatres with movie reels worth millions.
I do end to end distribution, quality check.
And who is responsible for the projection?
-You? -Me.
And what do I get in return?
Rs. 4,500.
Do you think that I feel bad?
Once I asked that rascal Mahesh Kumar
for 200 rupees in advance for my daughter's birthday cake.
He said that we will talk after the release.
Hey! Listen, Rajneesh bhai.
Where to?
Why are you still stuck on Mahesh Kumar?
We are here, right? Why would you worry?
This business is nothing without you. Got it?
And if you need anything then consider us family, brother.
What do you mean? We are family.
If you say so, we can even include
-your name in the movie credits. -On the CD?
Here, have tea.
But the birthday cake
costs only 60 rupees in our Bawa Bakery.
Forget that. Tell me one thing.
Do the trainers really earn so much money? Tell me?
How much do they earn during the day?
-How much do they earn during the day? -Praveen's hand trembles too.
Once again thank you very much.
One good thing has come out of piracy.
We all were divided into camps but are united today.
We have romantic film-makers. We have action film-makers too.
-We have Switzerland film-makers too. -We have adult film-makers too.
-You want to say something? -Nothing, uncle.
We all know who is here and who is not.
Let's get to the point.
-Officer Sanjay. -Of course.
We won't take too much of your time.
It's better for everyone if this discussions stays within this room.
I want to show you something. Lights off please.
What do you see in this image?
-Nothing? -This is a frame of my film.
Okay. Now this?
-Sir, this is the same photo. -It's the same photo.
Anyone else?
This is a still from Dhawal Sahab's film.
-Okay. -And what about this image?
What kind of joke is this, Kumar Sahab?
Did you call us here to waste time?
Officer Sanjay, these are very important people of the film industry.
They are all very busy people. Let's come to the point.
I am coming to the point, Kumar Sahab.
The images which you have seen are all the same.
But I don't know if you have noticed.
There is a special mark on all the images.
Let me show you again.
There is an 'X' mark on this image.
Same frame, same film.
But there is a 'Y' mark here.
Mr. Sanjay, but we still don't understand.
Exactly. Even the thief won't understand.
And that's the only way we can catch this thief.
How?
We will have to make these marks on all the reels of the films
which will release during the next two months.
Everyone will feel that it's the laboratory's fault.
Correct me if I am wrong.
The officer is trying to say that,
if we make a specific mark on every print of our film
then we can find out which print the movie was copied from.
-Is it correct? Is that correct? -Of course, Kumar Sahab.
Kumar Sahab's mind works very fast.
That's why he is our president.
-So, Mr. Sanjay... -Yes.
As per your plan, the next movie will be leaked?
Thank God! It's not my movie.
Uncle, your movie is releasing next.
Najayaz Aulad (Illegitimate child).
Wow! You are doing homework?
How was your annual day?
I am sorry. I was going to come.
But my boss gave me lots of work at the last moment.
Everyone's father was there.
Mom even saved a seat for you.
Yes, I know it. But I will be there the next time.
God promise.
Alright, listen. I have brought a gift for you.
-Surprise! -What?
Yes.
If my son comes first and he doesn't
get a DVD player, then what's the use?
What? Did you get it on rent?
Fool! Can't you see that this is seal packed?
Son, those days are gone.
Now we will play our own DVD player 24/7.
-Hey! -Yay!
Alright, listen. I will butter up your mom and come right now.
Don't get angry. I was not able to come.
Will I have to get something for you too? Yes?
I will get it, next week.
Oh my! Today you seem to be in the mood. Not now, at night.
-Where is your gold ring? -Speak slowly. He will hear it.
-What are you doing? -What are you doing?
You sold your gold ring to fulfil your son's wish?
Why did I wear the gold ring? For prosperity.
Getting the DVD player will
obviously make the family prosperous.
What about the increase in expenses?
They won't increase. In fact, the expenses will decrease.
Do you know how?
First, we used to go to the theatre.
Now we won't have to go. So will the expense increase or decrease?
Come on. Make me tea at once.
Today, I have brought a new DVD along with the player.
All three of us will see the film together. Come, son.
-Dad, did the film get stuck? -It's not stuck. I paused it.
Don't start it. I will be right there.
-Has it started? -Yes, get it. Get it.
-Give it to me. Come on, fast. -Yay!
-Let's start first. -Here you go.
Yes, the pager number is
5558844.
And the message is...
Beautiful.
Listen. I have found a very good song.
We will remix it. Brilliant.
Okay.
Beautiful.
Rajneesh bhai, what's going on?
Arif bhai,
being in the open air with money is so much fun, right?
If a man has money then he can breathe in a big way.
It's full on.
You have such a big stall, why don't you have money?
Hey! Arif, give me change.
Mister, don't keep such a big note in your pocket
that a man will die hungry.
You need change at a small stall.
Praveen, please tell him to make one for me.
You don't have Rs. 2.50 in your pocket, but you ate the corn.
Hey! I have cash. Uncle doesn't have change. Pay him.
Make two more. You are eating alone, fool?
-What does Rajneesh bhai say? -He is very happy.
I also feel very happy when he is happy.
Yes, he is always sad.
We will celebrate his daughter's birthday in such a way...
We will bring such a big cake that he will fit in it.
-We will make him sit on the top. -Yes.
Uncle, put plenty of lemon and chilli powder on it.
-You gave it to me without it. -Hey! Rajneesh?
I didn't sell anything since morning.
What is it, sir?
Should I tell you what happened? You into piracy?
-Piracy, sir? -Come.
-I am coming. I will come. -Wait a moment.
-Come. -I will come, but...
-Wait a moment. -I will tell...
Wait.
Be careful or we will also get caught with him. Let him go.
Look, but how can...
We will take care of him. We will get him out.
Be sensible.