Hey, Lala! I just finalised two more deals.
You'll see. All the people in my network
will ask for more.
Since we are working very fast, within two weeks
we will sell stuff worth Rs. 13,000 for
an investment of Rs. 5,000. I swear.
Praveen, our target isn't about thousands.
Is it sales worth 5 crores?
5 crores is the demand, presently
which is only 5 percent of India's population.
We must increase the demand for the business.
The goods will sell automatically.
Let me campaign door to door and win over the family vote.
-What are you talking about? -We can't do that.
But, we can go to the box office window
and change the gateway to entertainment.
-Tiffin! Mani, take the tiffin. -Give it quickly.
-I will miss the 8:20 am train. -Come home early.
-Uncle Mani, want to bat? -No, I've to get to the office.
Didn't I give you a batsman? Go on then.
-Go for it. -Dad! Dad.
-What? -They don't let me bat. All I can do is fielding.
That's a lie, uncle.
Listen, new players must field first. Understood?
Remember Sachin? He was a ball boy, too. Okay? Carry on.
Play and don't break his jaw like you did the last time.
Dad!
-What is it now? -You said, you'll take me for a movie,
if I score 70 percent.
-Didn't I say 75? -Dad!
-Okay, fine. We will go this evening. -Are you sure?
Sure, I promise.
You've said that for two weeks. Everyone has seen the film.
My vacations will end soon too.
Okay, fine. We will watch it before your vacations end. Okay? Go on.
We have been waiting for so long. I asked for
four tickets, but you've not given them to me.
Ma'am, it's houseful.
The film tickets have been sold out for the entire week, ma'am.
I want tickets for the evening show.
Take it for next week if you want, ma'am.
Okay, please move aside. There's a long line behind you.
Ma'am, I request you.
-Please move aside. -This is just too much!
-She refuses to listen! -Why are you taking so long?
-Give me four tickets for tomorrow. -Didn't you hear me, either?
Tickets have been sold out for the entire week.
Don't you know who the hero is?
I want tickets for tomorrow, not today.
You may find tickets for tomorrow stashed away.
Where would I stash them? You can try outside.
What is this? Stop asking me to buy scalped tickets
when you run a theatre.
-It doesn't make any sense. -Listen, I am helping you.
-Okay, the ticket window is closed now. -Hey!
-Won't it happen? -Come by later.
What is this?
The movie is totally rocking, buddy.
Where did you get this?
Where did I get it? Where did it run? Stop asking me all that.
That changes nothing. What will change is
the way the people watch movies.
Waiting in long lines for hours, waiting for a movie for weeks.
Now, people will watch every film, whether it's good or bad.
Okay, fine. Give me 20.
We will settle the account, later.
-20? -Yes.
-Have you seen elephants eating seeds? -No.
And you'll never see it.
An elephant's appetite needs more than seeds to satisfy it.
With your network, you could be selling
at least 20,000 in Mumbai.
It's not a piece of cake getting that, okay?
It's not. It's the whole cake.
It will rattle the film industry.
Once the public is hooked onto it,
you can forget about your scalped tickets.
People won't even come to the box office to buy tickets.
Sir, do you have tickets for tomorrow?
-Ask Bhai, he's there. -When you have an opportunity,
-change the business. -There he is.
-Or the business will change with time. -Sir.
I want 3 stall tickets for tomorrow. How much?
450 rupees for 3 stall tickets.
You can get the film for Rs. 150.
With family!
Hey, Kaja! What is this? You play cricket by day and fight at night.
Come on, let's go.
Why do you guys fight all the time?
-Dad. -Yes?
-What did you bring? -Come on. I got you something.
-Dad. -What?
When do we go to watch the movie?
We won't go out. We will start the movie when you want it.
-What? -Yes, come quickly.
-What is it? -I'll show you. Come in.
-Is it on? -The video is on.
But, there's no sound.
It will when the white and red wires are in the right sockets.
-It's on! -It's on!
-Yeah. -We don't have money to pay for Ravi's tuition and
you've brought home a VCR?
-Finance Minister... -Oh!
Why do you always fret about the budget?
It's not 1986, it's 1996.
VCRs are defunct now.
VCDs rule. Listen to me.
I didn't buy this. I rented it.
Don't worry. Sit and watch with me.
You're all here? Please, come and sit.
-Come on. Sit. -Congratulations to all of you.
-Thank you. Sit, sit. -Yes.
The father and son do this...
I send 450 trucks all over India, daily.
-450? -Let me explain, Praveen Bhai.
This is the fashion industry.
If something is trending today
and it is not available tomorrow, it means, the trend has changed.
Brother, it's the same for me too.
Today's new release will sell at twice the price the day before.
But, nobody will buy that film at half the price,
two weeks down the line.
-What do you want? -Not much.
How many sacks does one of your trucks carry?
-70. -70?
69 of those sacks are yours.
-One sack is mine. -Pick up and drop location?
Every state.
How much do I make the bill for?
Brother, don't talk to me about bills and all that.
Here you are. An advance.
-It's okay. -It's okay?
It will get done.
Dad, he's good at business.
'Raja Hindi's' first day tickets sell out within minutes.'
'People are upset.'
-My dear. -Yes?
I don't see Arif at home these days.
He leaves early in the morning.
He comes back home at 3 am in the morning.
The business is growing, dad.
-It's good, right? -That is good, dear.
But this business of selling CDs?
I don't quite understand that.
It's different this time around, dad.
You can tell by the look in his eyes.
Oh, man! The wind is too strong. Close the window.
All the stuff could fall.
It's okay, dad.
It has been so hot for so many days.
The breeze just started flowing in.
Rajneesh bhai! The film is a super hit.
It's not a super hit, sir. We call it a blockbuster.
I told you! This film will make it's mark.
We have 3 weeks of advance booking.
Every theatre! Every theatre is house full!
Our CDs will reach every city, from next week.
Delhi, Ahmedabad, Kolkata, Jaipur.
Every house will have a theatre
and our network will spread in every city.
Go ahead, spread the word. Don't stop promoting it.
Go all out.
TV, radio, newspapers. Fill them all with ads. Just do it.
Idiot, so what if the picture has released?
Everyone hasn't seen it, yet.
Everyone hasn't seen it yet, but they will see it.
Everyone will watch it, from the watchman of the building
to Pappu, the Chinese vendor.
Nobody will buy the tickets at the theatre. Our CDs will sell.
I say, you should increase the price of tickets.
I say, let's reduce the price of CDs.
Run offers. Buy 3 and get the fourth one free.
The one who can't buy? Let them rent it.
Take it at night and return it in the morning.
Mr. Runwal, I told you so.
I don't listen to the audience.
The audience listens to me.
The distributors may get upset about what I am saying.
And it doesn't matter who is the broker in this film business.
I am God when it comes to this business.
Customer is king, in every business.
The one who forgets the customer, will be out of work.
If you keep the people happy, you're blessed with merciful grace.
Work must follow one rule.
-Work really hard. -I've worked enough, man.
It's time to party.
We have our whole lives to live it up, man.
We work now, so we can party hard later.
It's always the same with these guys.
The cops are around even at 2:30 am at night.
-They have such huge cars... -Hey, man.
Don't you have a free table?
-Why are they eating out on the streets? -Sister-in -law.
To show that they are not proud despite their fancy cars.
They relish street style food too.
I see. So, that's it.
-Brother. -Yes, ma'am?
Brother, you have no space here.
We parked so far away to come here to eat.
My feet are killing me because I wanted to eat here.
Set up a chair and table quickly.
Okay, ma'am.
-This way, ma'am. You can sit here. -Thank you.
Wow, sister-in-law! Nicely done.
Brother. We were next in line, right?
Ma'am, you've got a parking spot, right?
Keep it on the hood of the car and eat there.
This is not right!
What is it?
Did you get the VIP treatment?
Not yet.
But I will get it someday.
At the Taj.
-I am really hungry. Order at once. -Yes. Brother!
One tikka, one Bhuna, one chicken roll.
And one Baida roti.
-And a tawa pulao. -Veg! Veg.
It's always vegetarian. Go ahead.
Okay, sir.
Arif. We will have a car like this, some day.
We will get a baby seat too.
Car? We will get a bus.
Listen, you guys can plan your family later.
I got to go pee.
No, I mean, I must use the wash room.
Hey, brother.
Is there a wash room?
We don't have a toilet here. You need to go to the back.
Did you hear that?
Ask for wash rooms and toilets where
they are available. Not here.
I want to use the toilet, too.
What is wrong with both of you?
Are you school kids? If one has to go, the other one must go too?
Ma'am, can I go? Ma'am?
-Listen, go anywhere you can. -I'm going to the back.
I have a place for you.
-Come on. -Where?
To the Taj.
People eat here.
But, they shit there.
Let's go.
Ma'am, the table is free.
We don't even have a room here.
Will they make us pay for the wash room?
Let's go, okay?
Arif, we will end up being insulted because of a wash room.
Afreen, you don't have to be rich to go into these five star hotels.
You just have to seem confidently rich.
Behave as if we are regulars here.
What's up? You don't work during the day, do you?
I work the night shift, sir.
-May God be with you. -Don't do that.
I didn't know that!
The wash room is this way.
-Yes. -You stay. I'll be back.
Sure, go ahead.
Ma'am, your pass.
Oh no! I left my card at home.
Sorry, ma'am. No card, no entry.
Do you even know who I am?
Mona ma'am!
-You? -Hey!
-Don't you recognise her? -No, brother.
Come on, it's Mona Chaturvedi.
Dilkhush, Nazaare, Anjaane!
-Haven't you seen those films? -No, I haven't, brother.
You are clueless!
She doesn't have the card, right?
Here's the greatest card in the world.
Rs. 500.
Besides, our movie was a super hit.
Go on, open the doors for ma'am.
-Let's go, ma'am. -Mona ma'am?
What's this? Let her in, man.
Thank you.
Arif, what are you doing here, man?
-Just came by. -Just like that?
Are you supplying girls at five star hotels, these days?
Sawan Bhai, watch yourself.
Don't take it personally, buddy.
So what if we don't work together any more?
Can't we kid around?
It's not about that.
But I am not here for your party anyway.
I saw Mona ma'am getting worried out here, so
I came over to help her.
Okay, buddy. So what, if you didn't come for the party?
It's a happy day.
Our film is a super hit.
Take that. 200 for you.
Enjoy yourself with the family, okay?
Pray for super hit movies in the future, too.
Will you do that?
I will always pray
for all our films to be super hits.
Our films? As in?
My wife is here. I'm leaving.
Thank you so much for the 200. I'll party a lot.
He's a good boy.
He doesn't work with us, but still says, our films.
-Hello, ma'am. -We are on the fifth floor.
No problem, ma'am.
Listen, you know what?
-What? -Their wash room is bigger than a house in Mumbai.
But, there was a bit of a problem.
-What happened? -There was no water in there.
Rich folks use paper instead of water.
Arif, when it comes to our house,
let's have a plush wash room. Like this.
-We will have water instead of paper. -Yes.
-Let's go. -Listen.
Why don't you go and use it too? It's amazing.
Use it for a bit. I'll wait.
Are you mad? Let's go.
Praise the Lord, Mr. Tiwari!
Praise the Lord, Kumar Sahab!
We were to meet in the club this evening.
Why come all the way here?
I thought, I'd discuss business in the office.
Yes, please sit down.
What can I get you? Tea or coffee?
-Anything. -Okay.
Two cups of special tea, please.
So, tell me.
-Did you like the film? -It's amazing.
It's just phenomenal.
Let's decide the rate
for home video rights this time.
Kumar Sahab!
-Let it go, this time. -How can you say that?
The picture has been running to packed houses
for 6 weeks, and tickets are still not available.
No, you are right.
I didn't get the tickets, either.
So I...
I watched it at home.
Your film has been circulating in the market
on CDs from the first week.
If that hadn't happened, I swear by the Divine Mother,
it would have run another 10 weeks!
First day... First week... CDs?
Listen, Kumar Sahab.
I am just saying that you must know
nobody can control piracy.
But, these rascals are now...
I mean, they have been in the market since day one.
But, now you can find pirated CDs all over India.
Amazing! You look like a businessman, my boy!
But we can't print business cards.
Our first meeting will be with the police.
Darn those punks. I hope they don't come.
They will certainly come.
They will charge at us.
Sooner or later the cops, Income tax guys
and the excise department. They are different breeds.
But, every dog will want a bone.
What if the bone isn't enough?
Be the elephant for them.
-Elephant? -Don't you know what that is?
Tusks on display, and other teeth to eat with.
-I really don't get it. -What do you think?
Why did I set up a computer and CD store at the check post?
-Why? -We earn it here.
We show our profits there.
So, we will be the elephants.
The forest is huge.
These dogs are in trouble.
-Sir, 3 CDs... Please, sir. -No, no, no.
-Best movie, sir. Only 1,000 rupees.
-No, no, no. -Hero Number Two, sir.
Sir, sir.
CDs, sir. Check this out, sir.
-3 new CDs, only Rs. 1,000, sir. -No.
Only for you. Only 1,000.
Look, Sir, look.
-Sir, sir. First 3 CDs only 1,000 rupees. -Thank you, no, no.
-No, no, no, no. -Best movie.
Sir, sir. Look at this. Check it out, sir.
You will love it, sir!
What do you want? I have English CDs too.
Get lost, ***!